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Joke of the Day
"damn girl are you calculus because I have no idea what youre talking about"
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"My landlord just called and said my neighbors just complained about all the loud freaky sex they are hearing from my house... So now I'm on my way to buy some headphones for my laptop..."
"I've heard they are re-casting Two and a Half Men with 5 midgets."
"Did I miss something? Kermit has a new gf and Miss Piggy is seeing David Cameron?"
"Why did the hipster drown? Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )"
"I once went to an open air Queen concert. It was good, but there was a terrible electrical storm during the set Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening..."
"Show me on this Russian nesting doll where the bad man hid many more, smaller versions of you"
"I'm writing a movie script about a group of Kenyan refugees who are breaking track records in a suburban American high school... I call it, ""Fast times at Ridgemont High"""
"Headline: ""Female-named hurricanes kill more than male hurricanes because people don't respect them, study finds"". AKA, ""My eye is up here""."
"My mother is the strongest woman I know. You should see how far she could throw a shoe."