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Joke of the Day

"Losing your spouse can be hard. But it's not impossible."

"If someone ever challenges you to a fight, pull your pants off and chase them crotch first. I'm currently undefeated with this method."

"Jajajajajajaja is either a Mexican laughing or a German having sex."

"You will never ever EVER get all the sand out of a suitcase you bring on vacation. EVER."

"I hate gays They're all fucking assholes"

"How do you make a cat woof? soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!"

"What do moths study at school? Mothmatics"

"I received the oddest dollar bill as change. When I looked closely, I noticed that George Washington was wearing face-paint, a wig, and round, red nose. It was obviously a clownterfeit."

"Your hair turns white when you get old for evolutionary reasons. Predators leave you alone if they think you're a wizard"

"What's long, black and smelly? The unemployment line."