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Joke of the Day
"What tick likes to run? Politicks"
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"My uncle Terry told me not to worry, that love would find a way, but on the other hand he once took a shit in a hammock"
"It is so much easier to turn friendship into love, than love into friendship."
"I found girl lying on railroad tracks. I untied her, took her into bushes and we had great sex. No head, though. I never found it."
"Anaconda Funny Joke I was watching anaconda on my laptop then my parents walked in.... I just switched to porn it was easyier to explain"
"I've got a chicken proof lawn It's impeccable"
"There's this hot girl in my college writing class. Her body is a 10, but her intro and conclusion need some work."
"HairLine Joke Your hair line goes Way back Like the 50's"
"I don't see why we Brits don't celebrate the 4th of July. Surely 239 years of being officially separate from America is something to be happy about."
"A cheese shop was just bombed in Paris. There's de-brie everywhere ^^^I'm ^^^really ^^^sorry"