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Joke of the Day

"What makes Rihanna different from other black people Work"

"Baby, tonight let's put the kids to bed, pour some wine, turn the lights down low & argue over whose turn it is to move the Elf on the Shelf"

"What did Hamlet say to his cat? Get thee to a nyanery!"

"How does a black chick know she's pregnant? The cotton from the tampon has been picked."

"After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it."

"I found the cure to obesity, but then I ate it."

"Canon to release new camera, the Canon 80D. Sadly it can't focus."

"If a marine is underwater... Is the marine called a sub-marine?"

"Lucy fell in front of the train she screamed out for help ""HELP ME! I DONT WANT TO DIE THIS WAY!!"", so Luke came running over and cut her throat instead. Nice work Luke. You should be more like Luke."

"What is a jew's favourite bread? Shabbat-a"