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Joke of the Day

"Hush little baby, Don't say a word. Daddy's gonna buy you a bunch of crap so he doesn't have to hear your incessant whining ya spoiled brat."

"Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't.marr"

"What kind of fish is made up of 2 sodium atoms 2 Na"

"How do you know when a joke becomes a dad joke? When the punchline becomes a parent."

"What's the definition of Parity? Two parrots exactly the same!"

"What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball? She choked."

"How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes."

"Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground? It didn't have any pickups"

"Why did the polish navy start putting glass floors on their boats? So every time they went out to sea, they could look at their old ships."

"My friend showed up wearing a ""Narnia is real"" shirt which suits him cause they both aren't planning to come out of the closet anytime soon."