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Joke of the Day
"What's ET short for? Because he's got little legs."
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"I asked my wife to tell me something that would make me laugh and cry at the same time... Apparently out of all my friends I have the biggest dick."
"What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died? Well, that's the edamame."
"Look son, every man is nervous the first time. Just take a deep breath, walk up to her, look her in the eye and ask her for directions."
"*opens cartomn of eggs revealimg twelve rocks wher the eggs normaly go* guys shh ill get u past security this way, jus keep actimg like eggs"
"What does Skrillex call masturbating? Wubbing one out."
"What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants? ""Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"""
"Boys will be boys. Girls will be girls. Koalas will be koalas. Just about everything will be the things they are. That's how this works."
"How do you break the nose of a blonde without touching her? Wave your cock underneath a glass table"
"Coworker: I lost my phone. Me: WHAT? CW: I don't know where it is. M:*perplexed look* You're not glued to it like a NORMAL person? Freak!"