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Joke of the Day
"Keep calm and pretend today isn't Monday."
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"Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping? In case your other agus breaks."
"What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her? Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry.."
"My sex life is like a Ferrari.. I don't have a Ferrari"
"I never thought I'd be drowning in a river. I think I was in the Nile"
"People always tell me to act my age so I bought expensive cheese."
"What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquitos stops sucking after you fucking slap it"
"I don't go to Applebee's often I know how to microwave my own meals"
"Obese People: When your skeleton can't support your mass enough to walk? That's Darwinism's attempt to prevent further hunting & gathering."
"I used to know a guy who had five legs. His pants fitted him like a glove."