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Joke of the Day
"Keep calm and pretend today isn't Monday."
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"[1st day in hell] Devil: Your damnation will be that you are a shoe model for all eternity. Me: That's it? D: *hands me orange Crocs*"
"""This sausage is the best!"" She said ""No,"" replied the German, ""it is the wurst!"""
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