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Joke of the Day

"What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her? Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry.."

"There are 3 types of comments I hate. 1. Unrelated ones. 2. Lists. 3. Ironical."

"I once met an Asian with excellent grammar... So I said, ""Wow, your grammar is so good!"" And they replied, ""No.....my grandma's dead."""

"US Loretta Lynch confirms that all 7 FIFA officials dramatically threw themselves onto the ground faking injury when arrested earlier today."

"Its been almost ten years so I feel I can make this joke now. What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching? Oh, Phuket!"

"Waiter waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup. Don't worry sir mosquitoes have very small appetites !"

"Have you ever seen moth balls? Yeah? Well, how did you get their tiny legs apart?"

"What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth? ... a soviet"

"If you saw a heat wave.... Would you wave back?"

"Traffic..The only jam that doesn't go on toast"