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Joke of the Day
"I never thought I'd be drowning in a river. I think I was in the Nile"
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"Husband's early morning farts sound like they end with a question mark. The answer is ""No."""
"What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles? A reptile dysfunction"
"Whoever invented popcorn deserves the Medal of Honor for not panicking after the first 45 seconds."
"I have 6 mental illnesses Schizophrenia, OCD, ADHD, dislexia, anxiety, and hypochondria."
"I have always been suspicious of Wendy's hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature."
"What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy? The Boston Celtics"
"I can't decide what's scarier, someone scrolling through the pictures on my iPhone or someone scrolling through my Google search history."
"Knock, Knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? EEEEWWWWWW."
"Guy wearing Superman t-shirt. LOL. Way to blow your identity idiot."