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Joke of the Day
"I never thought I'd be drowning in a river. I think I was in the Nile"
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"if people really didn't want to hear smartass responses they wouldn't keep asking questions like ""do you know why i pulled you over?"""
"Today I pissed my pants in Walmart and they offered me a job."
"A Greek and a Italian are having a beer. The Greek Says ""You know, we invented sex."" Then the Italian turn's and looks at him. ""Well we brought women into it."""
"Be careful of shoe thieves I hear they're afoot."
"A guy told me he wanted to go to a costume party dressed as an Italian island. I told him, ""Ah, don't be Sicily."""
"To the man who just got naked in public I admire your balls"
"My girlfriend was on her. So I put it in her:"
"Beer nuts $1:50 Deer nuts under a buck"
"Yes I am 45, male and love cats. Recently I posted a selfie. It could be worse though, right? Hello?"