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Joke of the Day

"Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping? In case your other agus breaks."

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls (bagels get it?)."

"Welcome to Syria! You'll have a blast :)"

"I feel bad for Kim-Jong Un It's hard being the fat kid in high school, so it must be really difficult being the only fat kid in the country."

"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't make cheap leather out of Ferraris."

"I got lost.. Walking around your fat mother"

"I just fell flat on my face outside and made a reverse snow angel trying to get up"

"What do you call a snake that makes a lot of noise when it eats? A slurpent."

"Some days I think my mental health is coming along nicely, other days I'm vaguely jealous of turtles."

"sisters take a selfie crank http://grabfile.co/189159"