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Joke of the Day

"FOR THE LAST TIME, MY EYES ARE UP HERE I yelled at my gynecologist"

"What move does the karate kid practice the most? He wax off everyday"

"Give a man a fish and he'll go to McDonald's instead. Teach a man to fish and nope, still McDonald's"

"The concepts of ""History"", ""Discovery"", and ""Learning"" should be embarrassed by each of their respective Channels."

"A nice way to tell someone their breath stinks, ""well I'm bored,let's go brush our teeth"" in mid convo"

"I saw a squirrel pooping the other day. Shit's Nuts..."

"the best thing about the moon is that it doesn't have any sports"

"Always heard this on the playground growing up... Pete and Repeat were in a boat, but Pete fell out. Who was left?..."

"I failed the drivers test even though I stopped for the sign I gave it plenty of time to cross, it's not my fault I hit it."