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Joke of the Day

"the best thing about the moon is that it doesn't have any sports"

"My 8 year old brother just asked me if I had a hole in my sock. Me: Of course not Him: Then how do you put your foot inside?"

"It sucks that bowtie pasta is the only edible formal wear my grocery store carries."

"What is it called when Batman skips church? Christian Bale."

"My friend from Hollywood always told me, ""Shoot for the stars."" He was an assassin."

"You can run, but you can't hide. Unless you're a chameleon with broken legs. Then you can hide, but you can't run..."

"What's the easiest way to pay a musician? Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza"

"Homework. The teachers' way of knowing how smart the parent is."

"Defense attorneys are just like porn stars. Their only job is to get you off."

"I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn't stop counting. I often wonder what she's up to now."