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"If Jesus was on a penny they would call it a JC Penny I get sad every time I look in a mirror"
"My Life: Wake up, Survive, Sleep"
"What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice? Awarewolf"
"What do you call a Mexican Buddhist? Om-bre"
"And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then made the earth round... and laughed..."
"""I am not a human garbage disposal"" *eats leftover mac n cheese anyway* *makes terrible grinding noise after accidentally swallowing fork*"
"What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity? Dad you're crushing my cigarettes."
"Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank? Because she was drinking on the job."
"What's the spaciest kind of camel? Andromedary"