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Joke of the Day

"A nice way to tell someone their breath stinks, ""well I'm bored,let's go brush our teeth"" in mid convo"

"What do you call a potato that's also a sports fan? A spec-tator!"

"What happens after someone kills a joke? It goes to Valhaha."

"I'm not gonna make fun of my grandfather's driving skills anymore. Apparently parking zones disease is a real thing."

"Me: You're such a good boy. Dog: *tail wagging* Please leave the room so I can eat the couch."

"I was going to organize a space-themed birthday party for my son... ...but I couldn't planet."

"Women never understand the importance of cords. We NEED to keep all these cords, just in case! What if we run out of cords!"

"An angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it will take her a week to pack for vacation? Women..."

"what did the cloud say to the atmosphere? what the hail was that?!"

"Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!"