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Joke of the Day

"A nice way to tell someone their breath stinks, ""well I'm bored,let's go brush our teeth"" in mid convo"

"What's funnier than a crying baby? A dead baby."

"""But mom! I don't like grandma."" ""Keep quiet, son, and finish your plate."""

"My son was upset his personalised number plate name was already taken I'd never seen little YCM-846 so sad before"

"Agreeable Caesar He came, he saw, and he concurred."

"What's a police officers favorite console? Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D"

"Opened a can of expired beans and an eagle flew out carrying a photo of a can of fresh beans. I nervously ate the photo while he observed."

"Where does a sad chemist find employment? At an apathycary!"

"Yo mama so fat The hulk couldn't even lift her up"

"Knock knock?? Who's there?? Jehovah Witness. Knock knock?? Knock knock?? Hello?? Knock knock??"