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Joke of the Day

"I saw a squirrel pooping the other day. Shit's Nuts..."

"I'm not gaining weight. I'm losing wavelength"

"I went to library to check out a book on suicide. The librarian asked me ""who would bring it back?"""

"What is the largest moth the world has ever seen? A mammoth"

"Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family? He lost hijab."

"50 Cent for a 2Pac of Eminems? That's Ludacris!"

"Just saw a woman getting 'running lessons' with rubber bands & a head gear. Pffft, I could've taught her for free and with only a chainsaw"

"Learning from your own mistakes is the biggest mistake you can make. Carefully observe the stupidity of others and learn from theirs instead"

"We get about 25 screaming 5 yr old little girls together to scream nonstop at terrorists, BOOM, we win the War on Terror!"

"What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros? Hodor"