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Joke of the Day
"Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve? Because 9, 8, 7...."
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"I made a username called ""My Dick"" on a website. The website said that it wasn't long enough."
"the average american eats 8 spidres in their sleep evrey year, but the exceptional american strives to eat at least 20"
"God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world... ...Then He made the Earth rough and He laughed and laughed..."
"What's the main cause for pedophilia? sexy children"
"(Season 4 spoilers ) Why did a cock named Oberyn Martell kill the KFC cook? ""You raped her! ! You murdered her! ! You killed her children! !"
"What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast? Surreal"
"What do angry beavers build? DAMNITS!"
"When I die, I hope it's doing something I hate. That way I'll be glad I'm dead."
"Hey Ben Carson, at this point in your craziness? Just say you're Iron Man. What could it hurt?"