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Joke of the Day
"What's the main cause for pedophilia? sexy children"
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"Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo."
"What do you call sunscreen in Ireland? Pubs"
"Did you hear about that new space mosque? It's Allah this world!"
"Knock Knock! - Who's there? - Dingo! - Dingo who? - MANDINGO!!!"
"A man walks into a bar . . . He says ""Ow""."
"Why do all black people go to heaven? The Son is attracted to black"
"We're out of toilet paper, also don't pet the cat."
"Why was the dolphin sad? Because it didn't know it's porpoise in life. Thank you. Thank you."
"What did one atom say to the other? ""I lost an electron..."" The other atom asks ""Are you sure?"" First atom replies, ""I'm positive!"""