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Joke of the Day
"Hey Ben Carson, at this point in your craziness? Just say you're Iron Man. What could it hurt?"
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"What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common? They all died in Tennessee"
"Sometimes I go days without even thinking about the Alamo."
"NSFW How is a female cyclist like a prostitute? They both peddle pussy!"
"Who's the poorest person in West Virginia? The Tooth Fairy."
"How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring."
"In Soviet Unicorn, rainbow poops you!"
"I'm basically shuffling papers and watching the clock until the next Batman movie."
"What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany? Danke"
"Feminists hate words with masculine-sounding roots... ...maybe that's why none of them have any manners."