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Joke of the Day

"(Season 4 spoilers ) Why did a cock named Oberyn Martell kill the KFC cook? ""You raped her! ! You murdered her! ! You killed her children! !"

"Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted."

"I was frozen down to absolute zero yesterday... Don't worry, I was 0K."

"Only in America ... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters."

"Why did the Soviet union fail? Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P"

"Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a table, and then a chair."

"Disguise a mini-recorder as a walkie-talkie and play this at high volume: ""DO YOU COPY? IT'S A BEAR WITH HUMAN HANDS! A BEAR WITH--[static]"""

"What do you call a drink with problems? Dilemmanade"

"Christmas Jokes Q: Why was Missis Claus mad last night? A: Santa came early"

"How do you kill a circus? Go straight for the juggler"