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Joke of the Day
"What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast? Surreal"
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"Did you hear the guitarist who got in trouble? He was fingering a G string but didn't notice it was A minor."
"My girlfriend says a 4"" penis is just fine. Still, I wish she didn't have one."
"How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? ""A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"" !"
"What's the difference between herpes and mono? You get one from snatching a kiss."
"What do sound engineers say when they leave? Audios"
"One cool thing about marriage is that when you hate each other, the marriage keeps you together until you like each other again."
"MATH JOKE: The ladies call me an integral ...because I fill the area under their curves"
"Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it"
"Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication."