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Joke of the Day

"God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world... ...Then He made the Earth rough and He laughed and laughed..."

"Last night I had a bad dream about a nocturnal horse It was a real night-mare"

"ROTFLMAOBNHETKMFTARLA Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off, but not hard enough to keep me from typing a really long acronym."

"There is a nudist convention on in town next week. I might go if I have nothing on."

"Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more? Too many thank you notes to write"

"My wife wanted one of those ""unique"" names for our son. So we named him Jason The 'J' sounds like 'Th'. The ""ason"" is silent. You add ""omas"" on the end."

"A Victoria's Secret commercial will always come on when you're elbow deep in a bag of Doritos."

"What did the number 0 say to 8. Nice belt."

"Welcome to the punctuation store, where we serve all your daily punctuating needs! https://sites.google.com/site/thepunctuationstore/"

"Why haven't they installed a mirror on cars that only covers your blind spot?"