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Joke of the Day
"I made a username called ""My Dick"" on a website. The website said that it wasn't long enough."
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"My sex life is like Coca-Cola; first it was normal, then light and now zero."
"What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country"
"[blank], teaching english better than english teachers since it's release. Video games."
"Instead of chasing after Taylor Swift, I'm just going to wait until she breaks up with everyone else so I'm all that's left."
"How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world? Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go."
"[at daycare] Me: I'm here to pick up my son Daycare: what's he look like? Me: *points to my face* D: oh. Ok"
"I'm thinking about joining a sports team just so I can get my butt slapped."
"What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus? Cactus has little pricks on the outside"
"Reasons to jump: 1. Trampoline 2. Skydiving 3. Bungee jumping 4. Kris Kross made you"