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Joke of the Day
"What's long and hard and full of semen? A submarine."
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"I heard netflix is going to start putting ads in the middle of shows Netflix and shill"
"With Turkey shooting down that Russian plane.. I guess Putin will be cooking Turkey for thanksgiving.."
"At first I wondered.. How on earth does Hillary Clinton sleep at night? Then I realised - First she *lies* on one side, then she *lies* on the other."
"A man is in the doctor's office: ""Doctor, can I get AIDS from sitting on a toilet seat?"" ""Well yes, but only if you sit down before the last guy gets up."""
"A man is at a drug store A man is at a drug store and asks the clerk for 50 condoms. The 2 girls behind him start laughing when he turns around he says ""Make that 52"""
"The victim's body was found in the kitchen surrounded by eight empty boxes of cornflakes. Police suspect it was the work of a serial killer."
"Knock, knock. Go fuck yourselves. - The straight-laced and frustrated FBI agent, played by Tom Hanks', joke in the movie Catch Me If You Can."
"I bought my dog a toy cell phone, now it takes him 45 minutes to shit."
"Cable guy's here. I plan on yelling ""DON'T MAKE ME HIT YOU IN FRONT OF HIM!"" to my girlfriend before he leaves."