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Joke of the Day

"I bought my dog a toy cell phone, now it takes him 45 minutes to shit."

"Why do robots make bad lovers? Nuts & bolts!"

"How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution."

"I'm going out with two anorexic girls, Two birds, one stone"

"What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early? Christian Bale."

"Calm down shouty museum man. I think it's pretty obvious that I know how to ride a dinosaur skeleton."

"What do you call a tight asshole? a noose"

"Sex is like Broccoli If you were forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't like it as an adult."

"I think Helen Keller said it best when she said. ."

"Love when skinny people complain that they feel fat. I just shrug & tell them to eat less. Go fish for compliments somewhere else, bitch."