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Joke of the Day

"With Turkey shooting down that Russian plane.. I guess Putin will be cooking Turkey for thanksgiving.."

"I quit smoking cold turkey. I now let it sit at room temperature for 30 minutes first."

"50 of the most offensive jokes I know 49 of them is your mom"

"Why doesn't the fat acceptance movement have a Gandhi? No one is willing to go on a hunger strike for the cause"

"I just realized the Dictionary.com app on my phone, reads out any word I type, including 'penis'. I can't wait for that meeting tomorrow."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !"

"A midget walks into a bar.. he`s wearing a T-shirt that reads ""I hate all Paki`s"" I thought to myself....""that`s a little racist"""

"Just because you are chubby and heartbroken doesn't mean you must sing Adele's song on Karaoke."

"What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad away."

"Hey girl, did you get your tickets *lips slowly part to reveal a mouthful of tiny little teeth with massive gums* to the GUM show?"