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Joke of the Day

"The victim's body was found in the kitchen surrounded by eight empty boxes of cornflakes. Police suspect it was the work of a serial killer."

"The Tsunami in Japan Everybody knows that the reason for the tsunami in Japan was because Magikarp was using splash all the time."

"What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls"

"I heard PAX and Comic Con won't be merging after all... They wanted to avoid so much.... con-fusion."

"Went to the disco last night... Went to the disco last night. They played Twist, so I did the Twist. They played Jump, so I jumped. They played Come on Eileen, I got kicked out for that one.."

"Why do black men have nightmares? We killed the only one who had a dream."

"Two college grads are standing at a counter... The one says to the other ""I'll have a number 6, super sized"""

"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil."

"A costumer just said to me that my daughter and I look like twins. And I was like, ""Well, we were separated at birth."""

"What's the difference between oral sex and Anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but Anal sex will make your hole week!"