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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend and I have a rocky relationship... Much like Sylvester Stallone, there is a communication problem."

"The NSA doesn't monitor your browsing Chuck Norris listens to your key strokes."

"COW: I'm constipated DR DOG: when was ur last bowel moooo-vement lol C: ur doing puns right now? DD: gonna milk this for all its worth lmao"

"There is a new kind of bread in the Ukraine that is the most popular. I don't know what it is called but it is Putin free."

"Me: Help someone is trying to gain entry to my home, send the police! Her: Calm down, where are they now? Me: Still ringing the doorbell"

"What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures? Narcolepsy"

"If my dad was president of this country... There would be no Isis. It would be Waswas. Dad walked in to the kitchen and dropped this on me."

"Yo momma so smart, that she left you under the bridge long time ago. (Yeap its 51% original joke)"

"What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder? ""No whey."""

"Co-worker: You drink a lot of coffee!!!! Me: It's for your own safety."