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Joke of the Day

"If my dad was president of this country... There would be no Isis. It would be Waswas. Dad walked in to the kitchen and dropped this on me."

"What do you call a fish that is good for your bones? An orthopedic sturgeon. :D ?"

"Then god created Saturn, And he liked it. So he put a ring on it"

"Daddy, what do you think about abortion? Dad: ask your sister. But I don't have a.."

"A man orders a drink at McDonald's Cashier: $1.08 sir Man: Sure, I'll wait"

"Dis earing letters? There's an 'app' for that."

"everyone on the saturday night live thing pronounced it sarynyelive"

"What do you call a midget that can communicate with ghosts that recently escaped from a prison A small medium at large"

"Ten Dollar Hooker A man goes to see a ten dollar hooker, then he gets crabs. He goes back to her to complain and she tells him ""What the hell did you expect for ten dollars? Lobster?"""

"Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns? The take everything, literally."