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Joke of the Day
"What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures? Narcolepsy"
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"How do you make a man from New Zealand fall asleep? Ask him to count how many sexual partners he has had (Because they're sheep fuckers)."
"What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on? ""Spraint your ankle!"" Just in case: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spraint"
"*on the karaoke mic* ""I normally don't sing outside the shower so I hope you guys don't mind if I do this naked"""
"My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and do my homework she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn"
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Anything, what's he gonna do about it?"
"Trees Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question? It was stumped."
"It doesn't matter if it's fight club or book club or some other kind of club, I guarantee I don't want to talk about it."
"Drug dealing is a great occupation because if it doesn't work out, you can always tutor children in fractions."
"Why don't you see tampons with maxi pads? Because they're stuck up cunts."