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Joke of the Day
"What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures? Narcolepsy"
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"I can sum up EVERY Presidential debate in 4 words: Same Sh*t, Different A$$holes."
"*spends 30 minutes trying to unzip my pants to have sex for the first time* *girlfriend sighs* ""Just take off the mittens"" MY HANDS ARE COLD"
"TIL 9/10 redditors are bad at math. I'm glad to be the 1%."
"I want to follow you back, really, I do. But the hash tags. My god the hash tags."
"Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine doctor. Doctor: Oh really? Mary: Yes she tries to prevent me from making her take it!"
"If you accidentally drop a roll of toilet paper while sitting down, it will roll approximately 65 feet away from you. Science."
"funny clean jokes I need some funny clean jokes for my speech class... Anyone have any? They have to be clean"
"Doctor and Patient Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"
"Condoms are really counterproductive."