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Joke of the Day
"What is Ling Ling's (from King Pow) favorite video game console? Wii U Wii U Wiiiiiii U"
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"Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken!"
"Lost my watch at a party... Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl. ^not ^^on ^^^my ^^^^watch."
"My hearing-impaired GF left me for a hearing-impaired man. I should have seen the signs."
"Did you hear about the gay magician? He disappeared with a puff!"
"What do you call a frog in the no parking zone? Toad"
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? Because he's a fucking creep"
"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't."
"What did the terrorist say as he walked into a classroom with a clock strapped to his chest? Allahu Clockbar!"
"Went to Syria last month.. Had a blast."