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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma so smart, that she left you under the bridge long time ago. (Yeap its 51% original joke)"
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"A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned. Her husband came home and found her dead in the bathtub."
"Wrapping presents takes a LOT longer when your kid sneaks up behind you & cuts off your arm with an empty wrapping paper tube lightsaber."
"I can convert alcohol into an idiot"
"What is an astronaut's favorite meal? *Launch*"
"A lot of people cry when chopping onions, but the trick.. ..is to not get emotionally attached."
"My wife has a book on homeopathy I've only read the blurb on the back, but I think I know everything I need to know about it."
"Which country has the cheapest prostitutes? Vietnam. Because over there you need 20840 dongs to make a dollar."
"Captain America: ok Avengers, we can defeat Ultron if we work as a team. Remember, no man is an island Island Man: oh come on not this again"
"What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes? The A-Men"