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Joke of the Day

"My brother just admitted that he broke my favourite lamp, I'm not sure I'll be able look at him in the same light ever again."

"So a polar bear walks into a bar... and says, ""I'll have a gin.....and tonic"" The bartender says, ""What's with the big pause?"" And the polar bear says, ""Oh, I've always had them."""

"The truth is out there; it just hasn't been indexed well."

"What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary? ...High Definition"

"I save so much money by not having any money."

"Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor? Because they take everything, literally...."

"You know what they say.Once you go black.... you're a single mother."

"What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer"

"Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president? Because he never let the dust settle."

"So an openly gay guy patronized a store in Indiana ."