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"Buying Muhammed dolls for charity, all prophets go to kids in need."

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"Why is Europe like a frying pan? Because Greece is at the bottom."
"Whoever said technology would replace all paper obviously hasn't tried wiping their but with an IPad."
"What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up? A Klondike Bar"
"What do you call a fly without any wings? A walk"
"where does noah keep his bees? in the ark hives."
"I bet God's email spam box is filled with all the prayers from athletes."
"I think my girlfriend is starting to gain weight. She's starting to fit into my wife's clothes."
"Some 1-oz liquor glasses were let go from a local pub recently. Shots fired"
"Cyclists who don't obey street signs should have to wear their google search history on a t-shirt."