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Joke of the Day

"Buying Muhammed dolls for charity, all prophets go to kids in need."

"Do you know what the arch enemies of skinheads are? Blackheads."

"A baby was born with no eyes lids... So the doctors decided to circumcise him and use the skin to craft new eyes lids. They botched it though and he came out looking a bit cock-eyed."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Nothing, because he ain't coming over to you."

"Why did the cultists adopt a dead child? They wanted to raise the dead."

"What did one coconut say to the other? Oh my god a talking coconut!"

"The longest Joke in the world... Is very long."

"Friends don't let friends drive drunk but I don't want them staying at my house And that's why Uber was created"

"What's it called when a priest is always late? Collared people's time"

"What do you call a bee that produces milk? A boob bee."