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Joke of the Day

"Newsreader: ""And now Tom with the weather."" Weatherman: ""It's Tim, actually."" Newsreader: ""Sorry. And now Tom with the tim."""

"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""I am a pileup"" ""I am a Pileup who?"" ""Exactly...."" (Badum Tss)"

"A Scotsman walks into a bar.... There is usually an Englishman, an Irishman and a Welshman, but they're all still in France :("

"What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common? They both came in a little behind"

"The Duggar family just announced the name of the newest addition to the family! Joe-Mo Lester"

"When i fart I always tell my gf that it were butterfly's that did'nt know the way to my heart."

"Him ""You run like a gazelle."" Me ""I'm graceful?"" Him ""No. You'd be easy prey for a mountain lion."""

"I heard One Direction released a new album recently... ...it's titled ""Ray"""

"Why's it a good idea to have a threesome with 2 Vietnamese girls? It's usually a Nguyen/Nguyen."

"Two monkeys get into a bath... The first monkey says: ""OOOO OOO AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH"". The second monkey says: ""Put some cold in then."""