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Joke of the Day

"Can I get a football meatlong? With please, cheese."

"What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973."

"[on deathbed] ""Tell my Wif... *cough*"" Yes? Tell her what? ""Tell my Wifi provider their broadband speeds were moderate at best"" [dies]"

"I'm gonna make a good dad one day... Lady Friend: ""I'm in Times Squares!"" Me: ""Did you just text me an incomplete math problem?"" Lady Friend: ""You can barely do algebra..."""

"Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps? Black people can't swim."

"I drank half a bottle of NyQuil and tried to call Audrey Hepburn on my microwave"

"Don't discriminate, hate everyone equally."

"Did anyone else watch the documentary on pedophilia? It was so touching."

"When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer? It's because that side has more geese."

"Look, Granny, I'm a little white boy!"