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Joke of the Day
"Look, Granny, I'm a little white boy!"
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"I like my coffee like I like my girls Without a penis."
"What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath."
"""So, do you play any instruments?"" Me: *slaps knees for 30 minutes straight without breaking eye contact*"
"Relationships are a lot like algebra. You look at X and try to figure out Y."
"I bought a new camouflage coat put it in the closet and I can't find that fucker anywhere"
"What's addicting? The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal."
"What do you call a cute homeless girl? Dust Bunny"
"What does an r/frog say? reddit, reddit"
"You ever been to the butcher with the chastity fetish? Say what you will about the lifestyle, but his meat simply can't be beat."