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Joke of the Day
"Don't discriminate, hate everyone equally."
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"As a mom of 18 & 20 year olds: save while your kids are young, then at graduation, buy yourself a new car & send them to community college."
"'Weeds' is a gateway show... ...watching it can lead to binging on more serious programs like 'Breaking Bad'."
"What do you call a helpful potato? A Facilitater"
"Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio than on TV."
"What do you call a fish without eyes? A FSSSSSHHHH"
"Are you on Facebook ? Cos I sure would like to Poke You"
"My friend says he's doing good he means well"
"A woman and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Where'd you get the pig."" The woman says, ""That's not a pig, that's a duck."" He says, ""I was talking to the duck."""
"I used to think the brain was the most important organ... Then I thought, look what's telling me that"