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Joke of the Day
"Did anyone else watch the documentary on pedophilia? It was so touching."
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"For the first time I am going to be visiting Britain this summer, but when I got there... Britain had already left."
"I didnt know how to tell this guy at Home Depot his fly was down... and he didnt know how to say thanks when I tried to help him zip it up."
"[NSFW] What do you call 2 black guys raping a white girl? A giant Oreo."
"I always order my burgers from Sonic He always gets them to me the fastest"
"I'm writing a book called 'Stop Overreacting.' If no one buys it I'm going to kill myself."
"A cop pulled me over because he thought I was talking on a cell phone but really I was just rubbing a slice of pizza on the side of my face"
"Why do black people never sleep? Because the last one who had a dream got shot"
"Being Man, a territorial animal, I assert dominance by sending Facebook Pokes."
"Want to dance? Or should I go to hell again?"