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Joke of the Day
"Im voting Hillary Clinton this year. Because she dosnt suck"
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"Doctor Doctor I'm boiling up! Just simmer down!"
"If a person dies after suffering an average number of strokes for their age did they make par?"
"Your gene pool should be drained, the area bleached & the ground burned & salted. But other than that you seem like a great person."
"Word. ~ Microsoft."
"I will tell you a racist mexican joke in three, two, Juan..."
"There's a cure for kleptomania! They make a pilfer that."
"The REAL 5 second rule? If you can get to it before the dog, it's yours."
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 13 years."
"What kind of insects to secret agents like? (as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders."