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Joke of the Day

"What did the Native American do after culinary school? He became a Souix chef."

"Meet my good friend 50 Cent, or as he's known across the pond... 10,000 Pounds"

"Always hide you prescription bottles from your medicine cabinet so ppl don't know how crazy you are. Also, you're now out of xanax."

"Sometimes I get down on my knees and pray for a pigeon to fly directly into my mouth"

"I was teaching a bunch of black teenagers about slavery. None of them liked the concept, but their grandparents were sold on the idea. Edit: So I come back to my joke and have no idea what happened..."

"I just googled ""Is there really cowbell in the actual song Don't Fear the Reaper?"" and my first response was, ""Go outside and do something."""

"I had a 7 course Irish dinner last night A 6 pack of Guinness and a potato"

"Sometimes it's too hard to hate everyone all at once, so I hate people in shifts."

"Hate shaving? Cut some time out of your morning routine by leaping into the ocean and letting the tide drag you to a watery demise instead."

"When you cook duck you should always add a little bit of goose It makes a game out of every bite."