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Joke of the Day
"To the person who stole my Microsoft Office. I will take it back. You have my Word."
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"Why your mother had you Your mother did not get an abortion when she found out she was pregnant with you because she wanted you, but because the abortion cost more then keeping you alive."
"yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis."
"Sprinklers are just little heads looking around for their friends but they can't find them so they cry"
"Bartender, I'd like you to bring that brunette at the end of the bar a slice of your finest ham."
"Why Men Are Forgetful Men's boobs are forgetful because they have no mammary's"
"They say Curiosity killed the cat Why there was a cat on Mars we'll never know."
"Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I'm pretty? Cop: No Me: Because I'm on Twitter? Cop: No Me: Officer I can do this all day"
"Heard this the other day. Made me piss myself even though im not American There's nothing worse than a 6.9 A 69 interrupted by a period."
"Did you hear about the dog-walker that went missing? Police say they are following a few leads."