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Joke of the Day
"The only Christmas spirit you'll see from me this year is a bottle of rum under your tree."
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"I would rather have Parkinson's than Alzheimer's Because it's better to spill half the glass than forget where you put the liquor."
"How do two lawyers greet each other? With a firm handshake."
"Why shouldn't you drink Pepsi or Coke before you turn 18 ? Because they are A-Rated . . . . . . (Aerated) for the dumbasses"
"What do you call a man who supports women's sports? A sports brah"
"To Brie or not to Brie. That is the queso."
"What do you call a witch that only eats sand? Malnourished"
"Job interview... (Two men are in an office going through a job application) Manager: ... so, what do you do in your spare time? Applicant: I make clean calls to women and hang up."
"You wanna hear a disappointing joke with an anticlimactic punchline? Okay."
"What's the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew? The black Jew sits at the back of the oven."