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Joke of the Day

"Scientists have now changed the name of periodic table element 117, formerly known as ununseptium, to Chogenon. CHOGENON DEEZ NUTZ"

"Gay Mafia Did you hear about those two gay guys in the mafia? One whacked the other one. http://earlmcgerd.tumblr.com/"

"There once was a magician who got so angry... That he pulled out his hare."

"Mr. Buffalo: I caught my son making out with a girl Me: SWEET! Mr. Buffalo: And a boy Me: So, I guess you could say he's your... Bi-son"

"WIFE- Without Information Fighting Everytime :)"

"I'm all for saving the planet, but recycling jokes doesn't help..."

"Four years ago I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."

"My date didn't go as planned and now I don't know what to do with this kiddie pool full of nacho cheese."

"Why did the police officer smell? Because he was on duty."

"If money can't buy happiness, explain ice cream. You can't."