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Joke of the Day
"Wanna piss a rhinoceros off? Hang his car keys on his nose."
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"My ex-girlfriend often told me to stop being so competitive. Like I was ever going to let her come first."
"I just had sex with a pregnant girl and told my buddies I had a threesome"
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry potter can get out of a chamber"
"""The club can't even handle me right now."" What, like structurally? Should we call an engineer? Evacuate? Advise."
"Pizza places, we don't want cheesy bread. Pizza is cheesy bread."
"What do horses eat on the internet? Hayy lmao"
"Starlord: Galaxy. Superman: Earth. Spiderman: NYC. And then there's Daredevil micromanaging the shit out of 10 blocks in midtown Manhattan."
"In 1828 Franz Schubert was buried next to Beethoven... They wanted to decompose together."
"My wife got a restraining order against me. I love it when she plays hard to get."