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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? **R** systems have detected a breach of copyright coming from your home address."

"My name is Leon but some of you know me by my street name, 9th avenue."

"'I know a black person' - White people"

"Me: (Sigh) There she is. Him: Sounds like you're still carrying a torch for her. Me: Yea, like the villagers carried one for Frankenstein!"

"What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni? An impasta"

"What's the russian royalty's favorite type of fish? Czar-dines!"

"Having a one night stand with a beautiful woman (NSFW) and she says, ""Give me 9 inches and hurt me."" So I fucked her 3 times and I slapped her."

"I'm going to run errands, need anything? ""Yes, some new light bulbs"" Why, our current bulbs are too heavy? ""And a good divorce lawyer"""

"Love is a lot like algebra... You look at your X and try to figure out Y."

"What did the angered Mother say to her son, the garbage man. Your throwing your life away."