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Joke of the Day
"What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common? they both like to root around in your cellar"
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"*peeks under bathroom stall* How's the wifi signal in there?"
"Are you from Iraq? Cause i wanna see you Baghdad ass up."
"How does a butcher introduce his wife? Meat patty!"
"Just because something is meant for kids doesn't mean it won't be amusing for adults. Boobs are a great example."
"Did you hear that Donald Trump's new hair will cause riots due to its connection to satanic rituals? If he confirms the change, they'll be hell toupee. I'll show myself out."
"[finds money in jacket] nice [finds more money in pants] Today is my day. On a roll Boss: will you please take my jacket & pants off?"
"Warning: 18+ 19"
"""911, what's your emergency?"" ""Hi. Long time listener, first time caller."" ""That's really funny."" ""Thank you. Anyways, I'm being stabbed."""
"Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box She sat on Pinocchio's nose and said ""Lie to me bitch!"""