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Joke of the Day
"I'm texting hubs a grocery list one item at a time so he can experience his phone blowing up"
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"Mitch Hedberg used to do drugs"
"What do politicians do for fun? Rave at the party."
"My mom just took away my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about it."
"What did a black twin called his brother before they're born? Inmates"
"Coworker: Man, it was cold last night! Me: I had my heat on. CW: I meant outside. Me: I don't live outside. CW..."
"My dad taught me the importance of having convictions in life. Ten felonies later, I now know that some words have more than one meaning."
"How many people in America do you think I can trick into believing that Brexit is the name of one of Sarah Palin's kids?"
"A skeleton walks into a bar And orders a beer and a mop."
"-Where was I conceived, dad? Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly? Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset?"