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Joke of the Day
"Working at the aluminum can recycling center is the saddest job I've had. It's just soda pressing."
Next Joke
"What do you get if a post office burns down? Black mail."
"They had to shut down the T-Rex cloning program at the Oedipus Complex. It was on the news this morning. Apparently, the entire staff was eaten by mother-fucking dinosaurs."
"Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine? A: Knock on the hatch."
"I have beautiful children Thank god my wife is having affairs"
"Toilets that automatically flush before I'm done make me feel like every relationship I've ever been in."
"Free range chicken is better. The false illusion of freedom before slaughter makes them extra tender."
"What do you have when you got 6 road workers and 6 lesbians? 12 people who don't do dick."
"I drank my recommended amount of water today, yay! Okay, well there was some vodka mixed in every cup, but still."
"Why did the man eat all of the bananas? Because they were appealing."