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Joke of the Day

"Its a wonder how stadiums get so hot When they're filled with fans!"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *choke*"

"Why did the Computer Engineer retire young? He had a lot of cache."

"The amount of tinder matches I've gotten has skyrocketed since I changed my interests from ""Murdering"" to ""Not Murdering"""

"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician??? He worked it out with a pencil. ;)"

"Forrest Gump came out 20 years ago. Can you believe that?! Of course you can because you're not an idiot who doesn't know how time works."

"I don't want to tell you how to run your company, Hostess, but liquidating just as weed becomes legal seems like a bad business decision."

"Nice jeans, everyone in the 90s."

"So they were going to make a new CSI tv show in West Virginia... But they had to scrap production when they realized there were no dental records and all the DNA was the same."

"What is Bielefeld's Zip Code? 404"