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Joke of the Day
"Nice jeans, everyone in the 90s."
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"All conclusions should be drawn in crayon."
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"A kid asks his Dad to show him a magic trick... Dad says, ""Sure"" then he disappears and never returned."
"My wife hasn't spoken to me since I fingered her twin by mistake during a drunken dance at a wedding... He's not happy about it either..."
"What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil Serpent"
"I wonder if, in Ancient Greece, Lighting strikes were considered an ""Act of God"" by insurance companies."
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"Macklemore was pretty far ahead of me in terms of self-awareness. When I was in the third grade I literally thought I might be a thundercat."
"My friend used my stereo and it sounds like crap now I can't forgive its infidelity"